the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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