I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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