i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
