what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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