Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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