I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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