:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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