party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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