I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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