just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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