New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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