i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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