I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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