I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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