I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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