Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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