you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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