I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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