We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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