Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
