Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
