At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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