I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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