Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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