try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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