im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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