I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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