Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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