If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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