Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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