just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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