You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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