Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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