Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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