4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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