So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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