Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
