my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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