I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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