The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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