talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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