We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ugly people sure do ruin things
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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