My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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