can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
