dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
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this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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