i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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