windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
this just has baby written all over it
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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