I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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