Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
