It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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