wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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