did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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