People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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