ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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