dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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