If i come over, it means nothing
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Princesses don't give blow jobs
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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