We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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