do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I could fuck to npr.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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