Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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